George And Kellyanne Conway Have The Most Bizarre Marriage And I Fucking Love It

We dont blog politics but we do blog things that are salacious and I just cant get enough of these two love birds. I mean, my goodness. 

If you've been living under a political rock the last few years, allow me to catch you up. Kellyanne works and is a primary advisor, communicator for President Trump. She's been arguably his most loyal and consistent aide since and before his inauguration. She led the campaign in many aspects and has been outspoken on his behalf during every scandal, story, and investigation. She's the Robin to his Batman in the White House. 

George Conway is Kellyanne's husband. He is a lauded lawyer and has argued in the highest courts in the land. He's a longtime GOP operative and a very successful jurist. 

Now that's the boring stuff. 

George fucking HATES Trump. He voted for him but has grown to hate him over the years. Every single day, George logs online to roast Trump. He retweets articles and devotes much of his day to scouring the internet for tweets that call Trump every name under the sun. He tries to conduct the impeachment hearings from his twitter account. It's quite the sight but it's all the more bizarre because Kellyanne, his wife, STILL WORKS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

I mean, imagine going home and your wife throws her purse down on the table after a long day in the Oval Office. 

"How was your day, honey?"

"Oh. It was good. Just had some meetings with various heads of state and talked to some reporters in the Rose Garden. Yours, babe?"

"Not bad. Racked up 34k retweets when I called your boss uncultured swine who isn't befitting of the Office that he holds."

"Oh. That's good, dear."

What do they talk about? Do they hate each other? Do they sleep in the same bed?

I know I shouldnt want to know those things but I do! Im hooked! Ive wanted to blog about this for at least a year but I've held back. This isnt about politics for me. It's about the "how in the fuck are they still married!"

You can disagree all you want as a married couple but you cant disagree like that! I love boiled peanuts. My wife doesnt care for them. We can make it work in that regard. 

This. This though goes to the heart of who you are as a person. One person a staunch defender of the President. One person the biggest Never Trumper on Earth. HOW DOES THIS WORK! HE RETWEETS HER TO DUNK ON HER! HOW ARE THEY MARRIED! HES CALLED HER A LIAR!

Don't ask Kellyanne, though. She gets indignant when asked the question people most want to know. 

YOUR BOSS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, CALLED YOUR HUSBAND A WACKJOB! A WACKJOB! HAHAHAHA

That interview was in March. We are almost a full year later and George is still tweeting and tweeting. His wife is still working in the same White House. They still go home to have dinner with each other... I think. God, they need a reality show or a podcast when this whole crazy time is over. 

I'm glad to get that off my chest because it is the best storyline going now and I might just start covering it. George and Kellyanne > Kim and Kanye